Benevolent Dictator Zaq Landsberg
Vice Dictator Tenzin Jamphel
National T-Shirt Advisor Jeff Sisson
Zachary "Attack" Sultan- Minister of Propaganda and Philologist General
Bradley Hope- Minister of Fables
Jeffrey Herbst- Retreat Master
Executive
Zaq Landsberg
Tenzin Jamphel- Vice Dictator
Cabinet
Tenzin Choeying- Secretary of Offence
Charles Harlan-Secretary of the Interior
Henry Kaplan- Funkmaster General
J'aime Mitchell Dorje- Secretary of Immigration and Naturalization
Adam K Raymond- Chief Political Strategist
Victoria Reichman- Secretary of Potato Products
Kalsang Rinchen- Secretary of Stateless
Gillermo Sanchez- Secretary of War
Jeff Sisson- National T-Shirt Advisor
James Unger- Secretary of State
Wangchuk- Secretary of Transportation
Congress
Sen. Alexander Tibbets- Senate Majority Leader
Rep. Tanya Paperny- Chairman of the House Committee on Un-Zaqistani Activities
Ministries
Irina Arnaut- Ministress of Extra Sensory Perception
Stillman Brown- Minister of Covert Ninja Action
Jonathan Fedors- Poet Laureate and Minister of Taking Out the Trash
Jonelli Gordon- Ministress of Questionable Taste
Bradley Hope- Minister of Fables
David Lambert- Minister of Foreign Beer Affairs
Justin Leathers- Minister of Pointed and Sarcastic Remarkability
Nancy M. Schmidt- Minister of Tourism
Moo Kyung Sohn- Ministress of Sorcery
Zachary "Attack" Sultan- Minister of Propaganda and Philologist General
Federal
Christine Bindal- Chief Tattoo Inspector
Carol Eugenia Bove- Friend to International Prisoners
Kramer Collins- FEMA Director
Tashi Dhondup- Head Geographer
Selbi Djumayeva- Defender of Human Rights
Paul Fedors- Chief Cigar Inspector
Michelle Frederick- Visionary of UrbanizationMadeline Gomez- Chief of the Bureau of Indian Affairs
Tyler Ben Goulston- Gaming Commissioner
Nariman Jumayev- Chief Plov Inspector
Justin Smith- Headmaster of Indian (and Native) Relocation
Mary Blair Taylor- Director of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tabacco, Firearms and Explosives
Fred Lee Vance Jr.- Head of Pizza Research and Development, Head of the Department of Redundency Department
Regional
Paul Landsberg- Governor of New Florida
Tenzin Losel- Governor of the Tibetan Settlement of Zylakupee
Charles Zaillian- Governor of Zaqifornia
Cultural
Eliot Bliss- Director of the National Choir
Antony Davirro- Head of Traditional Folk Music Institute
Kellie Alyson Davis- Best Dressed
Dennis Irjon- Minister of Television
Jinpa- Ministress of Nightlife
Tenzin Lhaksam- Minister for the Preservation of Traditional Zaqistani Culture
Stephen J. Taylor- Minister of Rhythm
Alan Edward Vance- National Family Portrait Photographer
Sonam Wangdu- Minister of Deliciousness
Douglas Fraser Whitehead- Head of the Zaqistani Language Institute
Exploration
Melissa Martin- Aquachair of the Underwater Exploration Committee
Kevin Modestino- Premier Zaqstronaut
Religion
Matthew Berkman- Grand Inquisitor
Capt. Jeffery "Happy" Herbst- Retreat Master
Jami Jerome- State Oracle
David Kinniburgh- Supreme Chancellor of Awesomeness
Wendy Salkin- Chaplain of Wombat Labor Relations
Military
Jesse Bransford- First Sea Lord of the Navies of ZaqistanPhuntsog Thondup- Field Marshal of the Army of Zaqistan
Susan Nicolette Vance- Lieutenant General of the Calvalry of Zaqistan
Education
James G. DeLarme- Librarian Emeritus
Ian Hoke- AP Zaqistani History Curriculum Director
Cynthia Lim- Board of Education
Manuel Lopez- Academic Director SIT Zaqistan
Pamela Novak- Academic Director SIT Zaqistan
Sport
Gelina Arnaut- Cross Country Captain
David Castellanos- Minister of Sport
Tenzin Dheden- Captain of National Soccer Team
Isabela Gomez Mondragon- Minister of Swimming and Diving
Phillip Duane Sandoval- Head of the Department of Fish and Game
Ang Nima Sherpa- Mountaineer General
Aristocracy
Choki- Duchess of Zaqthang
Benjamin Mejia- Sir of SurlinessCorbin Morris- Duke of Glouchestershire
Sarah E. Rogers- Mistress De Mode
Li Yan- KTV Queen
zTEve Yankou- Make Out King
Other
Jeffery Adam Burdian- Cappo of the Pink MafiaBeth Dombrowski- Chancelloress of Color
Andrew Rudolf Madrid- The Brain
Kunihiro X. Murai- Keeper of the Eternal Flame
Wangchuk- Dasho